Barbie Club
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 Hallmark 2008 Soiree Barbie Doll Porcelain Club Exclusive Christmas Ornament $38.95 Time Remaining: 29d 7h 51m Buy It Now for only: $38.95 |
 4 Hallmark Barbie Collectors Series 1 2 3 + 1995 Club Edition Brunette $5.95 Time Remaining: 1d 11h 22m |
 HALLMARK 1996 FIRST CLUB EDITION HOLIDAY BARBIE NIB $22.95 Time Remaining: 29d 11h 15m Buy It Now for only: $22.95 |
 2001 Porcelain Hallmark Ornament Collector Club Barbie $49.99 Time Remaining: 19d 10h 41m Buy It Now for only: $49.99 |
 1999 HALLMARK Holiday Barbie Collector Club 1991 Doll $17.50 Time Remaining: 9d 3h 32m Buy It Now for only: $17.50 |
 Hallmark 2005 Designer Spotlight Barbie Club Ornament $72.00 (3 Bids) Time Remaining: 1d 23h 42m |
 2010 HALLMARK SIREN BARBIE DOLL KOC CLUB EXCLUSIVE WOW $22.95 Time Remaining: 15d 11h 49m Buy It Now for only: $22.95 |
 1997 HALLMARK CLUB MEMBERS BARBIE ORNAMENT 2 IN SERIES $14.50 Time Remaining: 24d 9h 16m Buy It Now for only: $14.50 |
 1995 HALLMARK COLLECTORS CLUB EDITION ORNAMENT BARBIE BRUNETTE DEBUT 1959 $9.99 Time Remaining: 24d 9h 26m Buy It Now for only: $9.99 |
 2002 Porcelain Hallmark Ornament Collector Club Barbie $69.99 Time Remaining: 17d 9h 25m Buy It Now for only: $69.99 |
 Hallmark 1996 Happy Holiday Barbie 1st Club Edition Ornament NEW $16.00 Time Remaining: 2d 12h 29m |
 2007 Joyeux Hallmark Barbie Porcelain Club Ornament MIB $73.59 Time Remaining: 18d 8h 59m Buy It Now for only: $73.59 |
 1997 Hallmark Happy Christmas to All Club Ornament $4.97 Time Remaining: 6d 9h 6m Buy It Now for only: $4.97 |
 Hallmark 2000 BARBIE CLUB Porcelain Ornament $39.95 Time Remaining: 8h 51m Buy It Now for only: $39.95 |
 2011 HALLMARK KOC CLUB ORNAMENT LADY OF THE MANOR BARBIE DOLL $24.95 Time Remaining: 15d 11h 52m Buy It Now for only: $24.95 |
 LOVELY 1996 HALLMARK CLUB EDITION BARBIE ORNAMENT WITH BOX $11.99 Time Remaining: 2d 4h 31m Buy It Now for only: $13.99 |
 2002 Hallmark Barbie Club Exclusive Porcelain Christmas Ornament $55.95 Time Remaining: 6d 11h 7m Buy It Now for only: $55.95 |
 2003 Porcelain Hallmark Ornament Collector Club Barbie $89.99 Time Remaining: 17d 9h 28m Buy It Now for only: $89.99 |
 Hallmark Ornament 2011 Lady of the Manor Porcelain Barbie Club QXC5017 NEW $39.98 Time Remaining: 29d 2h 35m Buy It Now for only: $39.98 |
 Hallmark 2011 Lady of the Manor Barbie Doll Ornament Porcelain Club Exclusive $34.95 Time Remaining: 5d 11h 3m Buy It Now for only: $39.95 |
 Hallmark Barbie Club Meeting 2008 Ornament New 15th in series $13.99 Time Remaining: 6d 12h 21m Buy It Now for only: $13.99 |
 2008 BARBIE CLUB MEETING Hallmark SOPHISTICATED BLUE DRESS Ornament $15.95 Time Remaining: 7d 14h 3m Buy It Now for only: $15.95 |
 Hallmark Keepsake Ornament Collectors Club Brunette Debut 1995 $12.99 Time Remaining: 7d 21h 21m Buy It Now for only: $12.99 |
 1996 HALLMARK CLUB MEMBERS BARBIE ORNAMENT 1 IN SERIES $9.99 Time Remaining: 24d 9h 8m Buy It Now for only: $9.99 |
 Rare 2004 Hallmark Club Exclusive Porcelain Billions of Dreams Barbie Ornament $49.95 Time Remaining: 6d 6h 15m Buy It Now for only: $54.95 |
 1996 HALLMARK Holiday Barbie Collector Club 1988 Doll NIB $14.50 Time Remaining: 20d 32m Buy It Now for only: $14.50 |
 Hallmark 2006 Barbie Stolen Magic Club Ornament $34.95 Time Remaining: 24d 3h 24m Buy It Now for only: $34.95 |
 Hallmark Ornament 2008 Barbie Nostalgic Series 15 Club Meeting Barbie QX2861 $19.99 Time Remaining: 17d 5h 32m Buy It Now for only: $19.99 |
 1997 HALLMARK Holiday Barbie Collector Club 1989 Doll $17.50 Time Remaining: 5d 1h 13m Buy It Now for only: $17.50 |
 Rare 2009 Hallmark Club Porcelain Barbie Capucine Fashion Model Ornament Mint $39.95 Time Remaining: 6d 6h 5m Buy It Now for only: $43.95 |
 HALLMARK KEEPSAKE ORNAMENT CLUB EXCLUSIVE BARBIE 2001 $45.00 Time Remaining: 26d 22h 8m Buy It Now for only: $45.00 |
 Hallmark BARBIE PORCELAIN CLUB NRFB 2002 Ornament $49.95 Time Remaining: 28d 3h 23m Buy It Now for only: $49.95 |
 2004 Billions of Dreams Hallmark Barbie Porcelain Club Exclusive Ornament MIB $82.79 Time Remaining: 18d 8h 59m Buy It Now for only: $82.79 |
 Rare 2009 Hallmark Club Porcelain Barbie Capucine Fashion Model Ornament Mint $39.95 Time Remaining: 6d 6h 21m Buy It Now for only: $43.95 |
 Hallmark Stolen Magic Barbie Keepsake Ornament Club 2006 $32.99 Time Remaining: 7d 13h 14m Buy It Now for only: $32.99 |
 Silken Flame Barbie Keepsake Ornament Club $5.00 Time Remaining: 23d 1h 58m Buy It Now for only: $5.00 |
 1996 Hallmark Collector Club 1st Happy Holidays BARBIE NIB for Humane Society $15.90 Time Remaining: 18d 2h 13m Buy It Now for only: $15.90 |
 1996 Hallmark Club Happy Holidays Barbie 1st edition $14.95 Time Remaining: 19d 10h 32m Buy It Now for only: $14.95 |
 Hallmark Holiday Barbie Collectors Club Ornament 1998 based on 1990 NIB $4.99 Time Remaining: 5d 5h 2m |
 HALLMARK BARBIE keepsake ornament 1998 CLUB Series 3rd issue Mint in Box $11.95 Time Remaining: 12d 3h 39m Buy It Now for only: $11.95 |
 Barbie Lot of 4 CLUB Ornaments $29.99 Time Remaining: 6d 10h 6m Buy It Now for only: $29.99 |
 1996 HALLMARK 1988 HAPPY HOLIDAYS BARBIE CLUB EDITION $21.24 Time Remaining: 7d 11h 7m Buy It Now for only: $21.24 |
 HALLMARK BARBIE keepsake ornament 1996 CLUB Series First issue Mint in Box $10.95 Time Remaining: 12d 3h 39m Buy It Now for only: $10.95 |
 Rare 2000 Hallmark Club Porcelain Barbie First in Series Ornament Red Dress Mint $49.95 Time Remaining: 6d 5h 44m Buy It Now for only: $54.95 |
 Hallmark 1997 Ready for Santa Fireplace Miniature Club Christmas Ornament $8.95 Time Remaining: 3d 13h 16m Buy It Now for only: $8.95 |
 BARBIE CLUB MEETING HALLMARK 2008 $16.50 Time Remaining: 6d 9h 34m Buy It Now for only: $16.50 |
 Hallmark Barbie Club Meeting 15 Christmas Ornament NIB $29.99 Time Remaining: 17d 12h 12m Buy It Now for only: $29.99 |
 Rare 2008 Hallmark Club Porcelain Barbie The Soiree Fashion Model Ornament Mint $39.95 Time Remaining: 6d 5h 54m Buy It Now for only: $43.95 |
 Holiday Barbie Club Hallmark Christmas Ornaments 1999 Green $29.95 Time Remaining: 14d 20h 56m Buy It Now for only: $29.95 |
 1997 Hallmark Happy Christmas to All Club Ornament $5.95 Time Remaining: 4d 9h 25m Buy It Now for only: $5.95 |
 2000 Hallmark 1992 HAPPY HOLIDAYS BARBIE 5 Club Edition MIB for Humane Society $35.92 Time Remaining: 17d 5h 14m Buy It Now for only: $35.92 |
 1998 Hallmark Holiday Barbie Ornament club KKOC based on 1990 Holidays Doll 3 $29.99 Time Remaining: 3d 5h 18m Buy It Now for only: $29.99 |
 Based on The 1991 Happy Holidays Barbie Ornament 1999 collectors club series $1.99 Time Remaining: 2d 9h 17m Buy It Now for only: $6.99 |
 Hallmark Keepsake Ornament Barbie debut 1959 collectors club 1st first edition $24.99 Time Remaining: 14d 19h 54m Buy It Now for only: $24.99 |
 Hallmark 1988 BARBIE HAPPY HOLIDAYS CLUB EDITION ORNAMENT 1996 NIB New 1 $29.99 Time Remaining: 9d 1h 14m Buy It Now for only: $29.99 |
 1995 Brunette Club Debut 1959 Barbie Hallmark Ornament $27.59 Time Remaining: 19d 3h 24m Buy It Now for only: $27.59 |
 Hallmark 1998 Barbie Club Ornament 1990 Happy Holidays $34.95 Time Remaining: 12d 3h 57m Buy It Now for only: $34.95 |
 Based On The 1990 Happy Holidays Barbie Ornament 1998 collectors club series $1.99 Time Remaining: 2d 9h 27m Buy It Now for only: $6.99 |
 HALLMARK ORNAMENT CLUB MEETING BARBIE 2008 $13.99 Time Remaining: 25d 8h 56m Buy It Now for only: $13.99 |
 HALLMARK BARBIE keepsake ornament 1997 CLUB Series 2nd issue Mint in Box $15.95 Time Remaining: 12d 3h 39m Buy It Now for only: $15.95 |
 Hallmark Club Happy Holiday Barbie 2nd in Series 1997 Christmas Ornament $15.29 Time Remaining: 22d 9h 26m Buy It Now for only: $15.29 |
 1999 Hallmark Ornament HAPPY HOLIDAYS 1991 BARBIE DOLL NEW MIB CLUB EDITION $19.95 Time Remaining: 5d 12h 20m Buy It Now for only: $22.95 |
 1988 HALLMARK HOLIDAY BARBIE CLUB EDITION ORNAMENT 1996 $24.99 Time Remaining: 14d 19h 10m Buy It Now for only: $24.99 |
 Hallmark 2009 Barbie Capucine Barbie Porcelain Club $49.99 Time Remaining: 19d 13h 39m Buy It Now for only: $49.99 |
 2002 Hallmark Barbie Porcelain Keepsake Club Ornament $64.39 Time Remaining: 18d 8h 59m Buy It Now for only: $64.39 |
 2001 Hallmark Barbie Porcelain Keepsake Club Ornament $59.79 Time Remaining: 18d 8h 59m Buy It Now for only: $59.79 |
 Hallmark Holiday Barbie Collectors Club Ornament 1997 based on 1989 NIB $4.99 Time Remaining: 5d 5h 3m |
 HALLMARK 2000 BARBIE PORCELAIN CLUB KOC $37.97 Time Remaining: 7d 7h 12m Buy It Now for only: $37.97 |
 Hallmark Ornament BARBIE Club Meeting 15th 2008 $11.99 Time Remaining: 19d 22h 49m Buy It Now for only: $11.99 |
 HALLMARK BARBIE keepsake ornament 2000 CLUB Series FINAL issue Mint in Box $25.95 Time Remaining: 12d 3h 40m Buy It Now for only: $25.95 |
 Club Meeting Barbie 2008 Hallmark Christmas Ornaments New $14.95 Time Remaining: 17d 20h 48m Buy It Now for only: $14.95 |
 Hallmark Holiday Barbie Collectors Club Ornament 1996 based on 1988 NIB $4.99 Time Remaining: 5d 5h 5m |
 1990 HALLMARK HOLIDAY BARBIE CLUB EDITION ORNAMENT 1998 $34.99 Time Remaining: 18h 8m Buy It Now for only: $34.99 |
 BRUNETTE DEBUT 1959 BARBIE 1995 COLLECTORS CLUB EDITION ORNAMENT $11.25 Time Remaining: 16d 9h 44m Buy It Now for only: $11.25 |
 Hallmark 1959 Barbie Brunette Club Ornament 1995 $8.99 Time Remaining: 20d 9h 6m Buy It Now for only: $8.99 |
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Disney Mickey Mouse Club House Minnie Mouse Petite Doll Cake Topper Figure, Style May Differ
Sale Price: $6.25  |
DescriptionDisney Mickey Mouse Club House Minnie Mouse Petite Doll Cake Topper Figure, Style May Differ |
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Disney Mickey Mouse Club House Daisy Duck Petite Doll Cake Topper Figure, Style May Differ
Sale Price: $4.99 |
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Disney Mickey Mouse Club House Donald Duck Petite Doll Cake Topper Figure, Style May Differ
Sale Price: $3.99 |
DescriptionWalt Disney Mickey Mouse Club House Donald Duck Figurine. This item could be used for a cake topper. See condition notes for physical description. |
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Barbie Girl
Sale Price: $80.40 |
Description1997 Universal release featuring four mixes of their hit:Radio Edit, Extended Version, Perky Park Club Mix andSpike's Anatomically Correct Dub. Full color picture CD.Slimline jewel case. |
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Barbie Hit Mix
Sale Price: $7.99 |
DescriptionTrack Listings 1. Hey Ya! |
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Barbie Heads & Computer Rooms
Sale Price: $5.94 |
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Girls Club Vinyl Wall Decal
Sale Price: $11.25 |
DescriptionContact us within 48 hours of purchase for other colors if desired. For custom sizes, contact us prior to purchase for pricing. Some decals may come in multiple pieces due to the size of the design... |
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Girls Rock Vinyl Wall Decal
Sale Price: $18.99 |
DescriptionContact us within 48 hours of purchase for other colors if desired. For custom sizes, contact us prior to purchase for pricing. Some decals may come in multiple pieces due to the size of the design... |
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Beat-Down Barbie
Sale Price: $1.99 |
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Beat-Down Barbie [HD]
Sale Price: $2.99 |
Pole-position: Why Women Shouldn't Take Lap- or Pole-dancing Lessons
For women the logic of taking lap dancing lessons may seem a no-brainer; if your man is out with his eyes on stalks ogling other women strutting their silicone and stuff, then why not self-cater at home?
You’d be surprised at how many women are donning their g-strings and feather boas and are hot-footing it to lap or pole dancing classes; while their unsuspecting mates do boy-things, like indulging in the somewhat drearier Saturday morning golfing 4-ball.
At these quick-fix-your-way-into-being-ultra-sexy lessons the chief goddess-of- instant-nymphomania first provides the novice dancers with a lot of reassurance about their sexuality and then offers many a lesson about what men really want. Of course these testosterone-teasing mentors know what they’re on about because many of them are the gyrating pole pussycats that your men may be leaving home for.
The glitter-encrusted rookie dancer’s education is complete when she is armed with some tricky contortionist moves and a new found façade of sexual self-confidence. Then like a bolt out of the blue, she ambushes her mate and begins grinding, bumping and sliding all over his most delicate equipment.
But no one experiences a bigger comedown than the greenhorn ‘tarts’ themselves, when instead of consummating her flamboyant effort with a rewarding romantic interlude, he turns purple with embarrassment or falls about laughing.
Of course there must be some men who like their women seducing a temporary pole set up in the living room, but they appear to be far fewer and further between than those who corpse with embarrassment.
One of the more honest women who fell into this new-fangled sexual booby-trap described her partner’s expression as looking like he’s had ‘acid thrown in his face’. Others pleading guilty at the internet confessional have suggested that men should be more appreciative, some even advising that a more appropriate reaction would be ‘extreme enthusiasm’.
Asking men to fake-it in the gusto department is a bit like canned laughter in banal sitcoms; without which you apparently wouldn’t have the foggiest idea of when or how to respond.
But faking-it is unlikely to address the problem because the issue is not about women being sexy; rather it is a monumental misunderstanding about what women think men want. For instance women believe that men are turned on by skin-covered-skeletons, yet many males will tell you that anorexically thin females bruise their hip bones during the most intimate moments.
Likewise, most men don’t want to see their women coiled around a pole; the turn on comes from drooling over unknown women anonymously. Many men are too self-conscious to perv over their partner’s body without any regard for her personality but, for the strip-club goers, this is the main attraction. To them the women are purely bodies and the biggest turn on is the fact that getting the show on the road doesn’t require flowers, listening to any nattering or a few weeks of begging. It’s simply a matter of ejaculating the contents of your wallet into her g-string.
When a group of macho-jocks was asked how they would react to their women mimicking strip-club babes, most couldn’t contain their laughter. In fact laughter seems to be the most common male reaction to lap dancing wives or pole-dancing partners. There just wasn’t a single response that would lead you to believe that they were turned on by the idea of their woman being a ‘Barbie bitch’ or a ‘Silicone Ho’. This derogatory language is common lingo used in strip-club chat forums and it begs the question: Is this how women want their men to see them?
Evidently the new-found pole-dancing industry knows that playing up the sex-goddess aspect is a limp-biscuit because as a big part of their sales-job to women, businesses with cheesy names like ‘PoleKittens’ and ‘Sedusa’s Studio’, claim that sexercise is top of the pops when it comes to a good physical servicing. So instead of doing Teletubby impersonations on the now passé Pilates’ balloon, the latest fad encourages women to say bollocks to the ball and up with the pole instead. And what better way to sell it to gullible women than to play on the weight loss aspect.
There is however more to this story and it’s about women being manipulated to work at things they do perfectly well in the first place. The media is constantly on a woman’s case to improve her look and her skills - be it in the home, the boardroom or the bedroom.
While a bit of fun or fantasy may be entertaining, it doesn’t change the fact that women are sexual beings – period! So there is nothing to work at. Any sexologist will tell you that the most important sex organ is the mind and this form of stimulation has little to do with what you look like, it’s about who you are.
Sam Keen, author of Fire in the Belly – a book that explores the male question - says a man will be more sexually attracted to a woman who is powerful and accomplished than to those who are physically beautiful. When men were asked about their top 10 qualities in women they listed the following: intelligence, sense of humour, physical attractiveness, independence, trustworthiness, sense of adventure, good values, self-confidence, sex appeal and kindness. When asked which of these qualities they would most likely compromise on, physical attractiveness was the first to go, albeit they admitted so reluctantly.
Before splashing out on lessons that could potentially turn you into a gyrating Sumo wrestler, try talking to your partner first. Find out if you taking pole-position in the living room is what will shift his gear stick and, more importantly, will it be what keeps his roving eye on the track at home?
Men do think about sex often (in fact very often), but what really turns them on is acknowledgement. Instead of grinding away at his privates, caress his ego. Tell him how smart he is or what you value him for and then sit back and watch his engine vroom. This will make him feel good and at least you won’t put yourself at risk of being the laughing stock of the sitting room.
About the Author
Stephanie Vermeulen runs seminars on Applied Emotional Intelligence and Women's Issues in business and public forums as well as being an inspiring speaker, writer and personal coach. Her books, 'Kill the Princess: Why Women Still Aren’t Free from the Quest for a Fairytale Life'(USA) / ‘Stitched-up: Who Fashions Women’s Lives?’ (South Africa) & ‘EQ: Emotional Intelligence for Everyone’ are available from leading bookstores and online from Amazon.com and Kalahari.net. She can be contacted via her website http://www.eqsa.co.za.